BIG FLOPPA - CASE FILE No. 001
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CASE FILE No. 001 / 2019 CLASSIFIEDСЕКРЕТНО VERIFIEDПОДТВЕРЖДЕНО

BIGFLOPPA

SUBJECT IS NOT A CAT

БОЛЬШОЙ ШЛЁПА

SUBJECT
Gosha (Гоша)
SPECIES
Caracal caracal — NOT DOMESTIC
LOCATION
A windowsill. An apartment. Moscow.
FIRST RECORDED
23 DECEMBER 2019
MASS
up to 19 kg · four times a house cat
STATUS
LARGE

Subject was first recorded on a windowsill in Moscow beside a housemate — Justin, a Maine Coon, one of the largest domestic breeds there is. Placed in frame for scale. Subject dwarfed him anyway. No further explanation has ever been offered by anyone.

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WANTED
FOR BEING ENORMOUS
Subject, front view
“BIG FLOPPA”
ALIASШлёпа · Floppa · Gosha HEIGHT50 cm at shoulder WEIGHTup to 19 kg MARKSblack ear tufts, 5 cm
DO NOT APPROACH · HE CAN JUMP 3 METRES
AT LARGE
SECTION I · РАЗДЕЛ I

THE EVIDENCE

All recovered material depicting the subject. Select an exhibit to enlarge. Use ← → to move through the file.

All images are community-created. Original photographs © @prozhony.

SECTION II · РАЗДЕЛ II

INDEPENDENT CORROBORATION

8 SOURCES

Eight external records. Every one of them predates any coin by years. This is not a small meme.

SECTION III · РАЗДЕЛ III

RECONSTRUCTION

FEB 2021

In February 2021 the subject was rebuilt from roughly four hundred triangles in Blender and posted. The crop took 52,700 likes in four days. Reduced to almost nothing, subject remains unmistakably himself.

SECTION IV · РАЗДЕЛ IV

COMPARATIVE SCALE

MEASURED

The original photograph works because there is a normal cat next to him. Every Floppa meme is, structurally, a scale reference. Enter your own height to complete the exhibit.

HOUSE CAT~50 cm upright · 4.5 kg
FLOPPA~95 cm upright · up to 19 kg
YOU175 cm
FLOPPA REACHES YOUR KNEE

All three shown at full upright height. On all fours the house cat stands 25 cm at the shoulder and the subject stands 40–50 cm — but by mass he is four times the cat, which is the figure the original photograph was making. Head-body lengths and weights from the Caracal record.

SECTION V · РАЗДЕЛ V

MEME LABORATORY

PRODUCE EVIDENCE

Impact. White fill. Black outline. The only correct way. Pick an exhibit or upload your own.

SECTION VI · РАЗДЕЛ VI

CHRONOLOGICAL REPORT

1 ENTRY LOST

Every entry sourced to Know Your Meme. Where material has been lost, the report records that it has been lost rather than inventing it.

SURVEILLANCE REPORT — CASE No. 001 compiled 2026 · 10 entries · 1 lost
  1. 23 DEC 2019

    Initial Sighting

    prozhony posts Gosha on a windowsill beside Justin, the household Maine Coon. The image gathers 16,600 views, almost all of it retroactive. source ↗

  2. DEC 2019

    Designated “Sahnr”

    Ironic Instagram accounts begin editing the photograph. Material lost — posts deleted. This office cannot recover them.

  3. JAN 2020

    Name Assigned: Floppa

    young.taxi coins it. No vote was held. It simply held. source ↗

  4. 14 FEB 2020

    Flop Fo No Hoe

    “FLOP Exclusive” — the oldest surviving item of evidence in this file. source ↗

  5. 24 MAR 2020

    Motion Footage Obtained

    “HOW THE F—K IS IT SO SOFT”. 38,100 views in three months. source ↗

  6. 16 APR 2020

    Containment Failure

    Subject leaves Instagram for Twitter, then r/aww. Spread can no longer be tracked. source ↗

  7. 4 JUN 2020

    Permanent Address Established

    r/bigfloppa founded. Nineteen days later Know Your Meme opens a file of its own. source ↗

  8. 2020–2021

    Фантер · Пепсер · Водкер

    Russian-language adoption as Большой Шлёпа. A beverage is placed beside the subject; the subject names it with an added -er. Fanta becomes Fanter. Pepsi becomes Pepser. Vodka becomes Vodker. Cause undetermined. source ↗

  9. 12 FEB 2021

    Reduced To Geometry

    Rebuilt from ~400 triangles. 52,700 likes in four days, then 17,000 upvotes on r/blursedimages. source ↗

  10. 2026

    Ticker Assigned: $FLOPPA

    Subject has not been informed and would not care. Subject remains large.

signed: ______________________ FILE OPEN

HE IS NOTA CAT.

He is a caracal named Gosha. He lives in Moscow with two ordinary cats for roommates and no idea that any of this happened. He sat on a windowsill in December 2019 and was, undeniably, LARGE.

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